How to be properly unemployed

Sleep in past the time you intended to go to yoga.

Watch your partner make you breakfast before he leaves for a full day of being a graduate student.

Rush to catch the bus to get to Lunchtime Yoga, which has already been paid for, so you don’t have to feel a lick of guilt about going.

Check the classifieds over lunch.

Post-lunch nap.

Sign up for a public library card for more free entertainment.

Rush to clean up the dirty dishes before your partner comes home so you don’t look like a total slob.

I got what is essentially a call back for an editing gig, so send me all the spare spell-checked good thoughts you have!

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